Big Ten Football Saturday Schedule, Open Thread

My oh my, we have some good games today. Minnesota-Rutgers and UCLA-Northwestern, too, but some good, good, good good good games. Here’s your schedule and open thread for the day. All times CT. Don’t do anything dumb. (21) Southern Cal Trojans @ (23) Illinois Fighting Illini 11AM | FOX | USC -5.5 | O/U 60.5 The classic […]

My oh my, we have some good games today. Minnesota-Rutgers and UCLA-Northwestern, too, but some good, good, good good good games.

Here’s your schedule and open thread for the day. All times CT. Don’t do anything dumb.

(21) Southern Cal Trojans @ (23) Illinois Fighting Illini

11AM | FOX | USC -5.5 | O/U 60.5

The classic “falling star, rising star” matchup of ranked teams…except the falling star is Illinois??????

Rutgers Scarlet Knights @ Minnesota Golden Gophers

11AM | BTN | Minnesota -5.5 | O/U 51.5

Minnesota reunites with the Greek Meek. An O/U over 50 because Rutgers showed a pulse against Iowa. I’m unconvinced—Ol’ PJ “Sit on the Ball” Fleck, RTBSUMGG, will make sure this game is over by 2pm.

(1) Ohio State Buckeyes @ Washington Huskies

2:30PM | CBS / Paramount+ | OSU -10.5 | O/U 52.5

Rooting for these two to just blow right by that 52.5 O/U. C’mon, Jeremiah Smith and Demond Williams. Put on a damn show. First to 40 wins. Do it.

(11) Indiana Hoosiers @ Iowa Hawkeyes

2:30PM | Peacock | Indiana -7.5 | O/U 50.5

In any other season, we’d look at a ranked but non-elite team, flying high, heading into Kinnick, and say “Well, it’s been fun, but there’s Iowa, waiting with a tire iron and a sock full of nickels.”

Damn if we don’t feel differently about Indiana, for some reason.

UCLA Bruins @ Northwestern Wildcats

2:30PM | BTN | Northwestern -6.5 | O/U 46

Northwestern’s last best shot at a Big Ten conference win for the season, and that’s with Purdue still on the schedule. A full touchdown favorite. New Mexico having provided the blueprint for how an underskilled team can beat the Bruins.

I fully expect Preston Stone to throw the ball 50 times in this one for no good reason.

(6) Oregon Ducks @ (3) Penn State Nittany Lions

6:30PM | NBC / Peacock | Penn State -3.5 | O/U 52.5

Obligatory game of the week, which is cool. All your nice little narratives converge.

My favorite, of course, is Big Game James with a clear way to beat Oregon—run the ball and take advantage of your chances. Which means, of course…


Need a full schedule for all your games? Did you know I rank and/or assign every game a “Don’t Watch This” or “Watch That” tag? It’ll come in handy when one of these timeslots winds up being a stinker. Here you go:

On Gay Wallpaper

The green-blue ground
is ruled with silver lines
to say the sun is shining

And on this moral sea
of grass or dreams lie flowers

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